I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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