I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
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Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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