my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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