Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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