yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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