what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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