there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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