Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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