I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.