like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up