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  I CAN MOONWALK!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep

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  sorry. that wasn't for you

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.

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  that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.

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