i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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