I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.