can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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