highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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