The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do you have feelings for this penis?