You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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