the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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