remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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