I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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