Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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