More tranny stories later!
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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