I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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