So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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