honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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