sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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