One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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