I like my sex mixed with concussions.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
