I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
she pinky promised me she was 18
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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