On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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