the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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