its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We need to get me chipped asap
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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