The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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