Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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