now i know why i became what i already was.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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