Don't you send me to vm
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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