so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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