this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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