We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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