I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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