I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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