everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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