It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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