Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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