hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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