i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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