Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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