That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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