i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her