Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Four minutes until I can fart!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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