Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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