I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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