No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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