so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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