butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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