Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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