Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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