Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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