hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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